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Happy St. Paddys Day!

Are you wearing Green today? I was wearing green this weekend running the weed wacker and getting covered with bits of weeds, lol. Here’s hoping you have a great day today.

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My Greenhouse Is Live

I have been working on and off on a greenhouse now for a year, and my husband and I FINALLY got the it up and running. Whoo hoo! It has been a LOT of work, but being a vegetarian, I'm looking forward...

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Ordered my seeds…

I think I’m starting to drive my husband crazy, lol. Now that I have a greenhouse, I want to fill it up with plants. With prices of rice going through the roof, I decided it might be a good idea to...

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Happy May Day!

Boy on May Day, I really miss living in Hawaii. There used to be free concerts, lots of hula dancing, and flowers EVERYWHERE! In the middle of the desert, I’ll be celebrating the May Day by shoveling...

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Did you drive on Memorial Day?

Cleo, a friend of mine in the industry, posted up this article on a webmaster board showing that: Compared with March a year earlier, Americans drove an estimated 4.3 percent less — that’s 11 billion...

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When will my bell peppers be red?

Every morning, I go into my greenhouse, and water my plants.  And every morning, I check my bell pepper plant, and hope the fruit is starting to turn red. I’ve never grown any other color but green,...

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Why you should not use cheap garden hose

 We have a swamp cooler that cools our garage, and we had a short hose we bought at WalMart for a few dollars that ran from the hose bib, to the cooler.  When I went out yesterday morning and watered...

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Tired of squishing worms

Well this will make you not want to look at porn, lol. I had a moth in my greenhouse. I remember seeing it flapping around in there, always out of reach of me being able to grab it and get it outdoors....

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Hello Cheeky

Well, hello there Sailor! Actually, Troy here is in the Army but that’s not important right now. What IS more important than the way he looks in green fatigues is that cheeky, naughty smile… and that...

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Cort Donnovan teasing his virutal self

This video by visionary videographer John Jacobs is unique on just about every level: Cort taunts, teases, and practically has sex wtih his “virtual” self. Until holographic imagery becomes available,...

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Pool Table Sex

Dana and James get awfully frisky while playing pool in this sexy hardcore photoset. After a few hot kisses the game is forgotten and James lifts Dana onto the green felt, urgently plunging his face...

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My tomato soup turned out kinda weird but tasty

I have, oh I’m guessing 1,000 ripe tomatoes in my garden, so decided to make some tomato soup in the crock pot.  I picked just ripe roma tomatoes from my greenhouse (the garden has cherry tomatoes).  I...

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Day one of painting the kitchen

My husband and I decided to finally paint the kitchen. have faux finish paint techniques on every other room of the house but the kitchen and the laundry room. The kitchen is a big challenge, because...

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Sometimes you’re so horny, a tabletop will do

This couple are so horny, that a hard tabletop makes the perfect place for a steamy trist.  In this hardcore erotica for women pics, this couple make love on a green tabletop.  And brads body is to die...

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